it's Christmas and i'm drunk
i got presents in the trunk
can't force unwilling friends to go
xmas music on the radio
gotta save my grandma from
my aunts and my uncles my sisters and my brothers
and ho, ho, ho
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
taking Grandma with me
and there's nothing you can do
it's Christmas and i'm punk
i've got Grandma in the trunk
she's freaking out, but i don't care
there's just no room for her wheelchair
gotta save her from my aunts and my uncles
and my brothers and my sisters and my nieces
and it's just not fair
the music really sucked
their sweaters were the worst
i hate celine dion
this family's fucking cursed
now we're home
safe and sound
Grandma's finally coming around
got her a present, what's inside?
a new wheelchair for her to ride
ride away from the aunts and the uncles and the brothers
and the sisters, and the mother, the fathers the cousins, the nephews, the neices,
the aunts, the uncles, the brothers, and sisters,
the third cousin once removed
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
it's happening again
it could happen to you
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
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