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Jingle Bells 2
01:44
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it's Christmas and i'm drunk
i got presents in the trunk
can't force unwilling friends to go
xmas music on the radio
gotta save my grandma from
my aunts and my uncles my sisters and my brothers
and ho, ho, ho
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
taking Grandma with me
and there's nothing you can do
it's Christmas and i'm punk
i've got Grandma in the trunk
she's freaking out, but i don't care
there's just no room for her wheelchair
gotta save her from my aunts and my uncles
and my brothers and my sisters and my nieces
and it's just not fair
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
it's Jingle Bells again, motherfucker part 2
the music really sucked
their sweaters were the worst
i hate celine dion
this family's fucking cursed
now we're home
safe and sound
Grandma's finally coming around
got her a present, what's inside?
a new wheelchair for her to ride
ride away from the aunts and the uncles and the brothers
and the sisters, and the mother, the fathers the cousins, the nephews, the neices,
the aunts, the uncles, the brothers, and sisters,
the third cousin once removed
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
it's happening again
it could happen to you
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells 2
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Gimme Presents
00:53
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Christmas is all about giving me presents
Christmas is all about buy me more
wrap them up and put them on the floor
under the tree, give them to me
i don't even care if it's a day early
presents, presents, give me more presents
this is not enough
presents, presents, give me more presents
give me more stuff
Christmas isn't over until i say so
there's still time to buy me something else
Christmas time is all about giving
why would you want something for yourself?
presents, presents, give me more presents
this is not enough
presents, presents, give me more presents
give me your stuff
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